Hit and run

Today in the kitchen my sister and i were talking about the cool gay guy that walks around PCC who always wears the most AMAZING clothes! He has the sleekest pointy toed shoes and leather messenger bags that i would rip off his body they are so amazing! My sister looks at me and says: "See i would run up and steal his shoes. Just run up and grab his shoes off his feet while he's upright! Then run away and be like 'Thanks buddy'!"

Oh the plans of my sister.