we were sitting around the dinner table and my sister was reading entertainment weekly and the review of Danny Boyle's new movie 127 hours came up. The true story of a canyon climber who got trapped with his hand under a boulder. Unable to get free he had to cut off his own hand. This is an awful situation for anyone to be in and we were feeling very sorry for the man but reading interviews with showed him to be very reconciled and rather jocular. His book is titled Between a Rock and a Hard Place.

Well my mom said he looked like someone a friend of ours would date. then my sister spoke up with "i don't know if she goes for stumpy men, he' be like come here and i will stroke your hair." then imitated a stump hand stroking hair. because she is a horrible person and that is what horrible people say.